April 2012
89 posts
March 2012
109 posts
The amount of people I dislike actually isn’t healthy
stylesslutt:
mishacollinshasthephonebox:
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Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
me when someone's asleep: alright better be quiet they need some sleep
everyone when i'm asleep: ok it's time to vacuum for hours and yell at each other and put glass in the garbage disposal and land a helicopter on the roof
fiftteenwords:
when Peeta put the medicine on Katniss’s forehead, I whispered “Simba”
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Differences between normal people and me
theepichumor:
Having a Bad day? LAUGH & CLICK HERE!!
Normal people when they laugh:
Me:
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sweet sun, send me the moon.: happy st. patricks... →
nexttonormal94:
i remember when i was little and we used to go celebrate with my grandpa. he was 100% irish, so you bet your ass that he went all out. that was the one time he was guaranteed to come home completely wasted and he would speak nothing but gaelic. trying to understand him was a challenge, considering…
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When you're trying to make a funny face but still... →
theepichumor:
Expectations:
Reality:
Having a Bad day? LAUGH & CLICK HERE!!
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When I break something that's not mine
theepichumor:
SHIT. MUST HIDE. IT WASN’T ME!I TOUCHED NOTHING!
this blog is epic
-crashandburn:
That awkward moment when everyone you go to school with is fucking stupid.
Dropping your phone.
theepichumor:
The first time:
The next few times:
After a million times:
After a billion times:
Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
theepichumor:
Mom: LET’S GO I’M READY :10 minutes go by Mom: are you ready yet????? Me: I’ve been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
Having a Bad day? LAUGH & CLICK HERE!!